The Official Mayo Containment Thread

[Thumper]

Real aioli doesn't have mayo in it. There's no argument, it's wrong.

I didn't say it WAS mayo, I was saying to Starbucks people they THINK it is mayo.

OMG

I've been sucked into a damn mayo thread.

 

[toothofwar]

Real Mayonnaise = equal parts rotten egg whites and vinegar .


Change my mind!

 

[oddspyke]

I didn't say it WAS mayo, I was saying to Starbucks people they THINK it is mayo.

OMG

I've been sucked into a damn mayo thread.

 

[toothofwar]

Also


Miracle Whip Is the king of sammaches

 

[Keehs360]

Also


Miracle Whip Is the king of sammaches

 

[Acadia18]

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I know for a fact after the great doxxathon that Zrick doesn't live in Lancaster.

 

[Keehs360]

I know for a fact after the great doxxathon that Zrick doesn't live in Lancaster.

Lancaster PA is crazy man. Probably the most diverse place I’ve ever been too while still being crazy conservative

 

[RisingFallens]

Kraft Mayo (30lbs Pail) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B043ESK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_B6D1448W9MYH06DG2F9B

 

[sterkrazzy]

Kraft Mayo (30lbs Pail) https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00B043ESK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_glt_fabc_B6D1448W9MYH06DG2F9B

How many do you think I'll need to fill a tub?

 

[brat_burner]

 

[brat_burner]

legit slaps mayo

 

[Keehs360]

 

[jimlloyd40]

Let's just see what Jim has to say about that.

Miracle Whip is fake mayo. And I drive a DSG.

 

[RisingFallens]

How many do you think I'll need to fill a tub?

So,

A bathtub will hold 42 gallons, on average.

While water is usually 8.34lbs per gallon, Google says that a gallon of mayonnaise weighs 8.5lbs per gallon.

So you’d need about 357lbs of Mayonnaise or 12 of these pails. That’s a little over a $900 bath!

That is also 1,053,696 calories (25,088 per gallon,)

 

[HelloNewman]

I generally dislike mayonnaise but sriracha mayo is a condiment that is on a whole other level.