LOL no kidding. I'm 6'2" 240lbs, probably about 20% body fat. I don't count, but I'd imagine I take in about 3000 calories a day (if you include 2% milk, about half GOMAD). Supplements go a long way, too. I take about 6g fish oil/day, multi-vit, glucosamine, 2 mixed whey/casein shakes/day...